Here and There

In which a young man explores the meaning and purpose of the World Wide Web, overcoming many obstacles and arcane technologies to conquer the foe known only as

It appears the page is torn.

I know, I know

Everyone's dying for me to get this up

But you're just going to have to be patient.

OK?

OK.

Until then, you can follow me on twitter.

NOT!

Therefore

(What's that there for?)

In pursuit of the perfect website, I have found... nothing.

But!

It's still my mission to make the web a slightly better place than it was when I found it.

Let me tell you, it ain't easy.

In 20xx I found a website that epitomized what I thought a website should be.

Alas, it turns out the web isn't like that at all.

Turns out it's mostly porn and utterly useless information.

In the mean time I'm writing a book.

Or story, at least.

Maybe an e-book.

It's a parable.

(What's a parable?)

It's a story that makes a point.

Not quite an allegory.

Plus, notice how this page doesn't have any styling?

No? Well it doesn't.

Wanna know why?

No? Oh well.

But I promise, I'm a professional web developer.

Yes, for real.